I want to break up for really strange reasons

I was having a conversation with a friend of mine today...which created the need for me to post this on www.craigslist.org

I'll post all my replies (if I get any).

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Thinking back to the reasons why I've broken up with girlfriends...I can only come up with one that was mildly odd.

I had met this girl in San Diego and we were hanging out at my place for the first time. She was pretty, friendly and laughed a lot. This was like date #2 so it wasn't like I was thinking "oh she could be the ONE!"...I was just hanging out. Make sense?

Anyway the TV was on and ended up on the Discovery Channel...it was either talking about monkeys or evolution or both...perhaps neither.

She started laughing really hard...so I asked her what was so funny.

She said how funny it is to think that people actually evolved from monkeys. I paused. I thought. I asked, "so you believe that the bible is totally correct?"

She said, "of course!!".

And that was the end of that relationship.

This post is a result of a conversation I had with a friend of mine today about that Seinfeld episode (wow, how many posts start with a conversation about a sitcom? Interesting...). Anyway...it was the one where Jerry had to choose between a girl and saying "HELLLLOOOOOOO" in a funky voice.

He choose the voice.

So...

I want to date and brake up with a variety of women for really strange reasons. I'm thinking along the lines of stuff like them always wearing socks, or not thinking that the word "donkey" is funny, or because they set their clock in their bedroom 10 minutes fast.

You know, insane and stupid reasons.

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This should be interesting.